“Me lo ricordo il 2016: La svastica sul sole.”
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Nov. 22 2016
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Un post palesemente razzista.

aliceindustland:

spaam:

Per dare una definizione minima di democrazia, bisogna darne una puramente procedurale. Definiamo la democrazia come un metodo per prendere decisioni collettive. Si chiama gruppo democratico quel gruppo in cui valgono almeno queste due regole fondamentali: 1) tutti partecipano alla discussione direttamente o indirettamente. 2) la decisione, dopo libera discussione, viene presa a maggioranza.

Questa definizione, data da Norberto Bobbio nel 1985, è applicabile ormai ai soli condomini di via di Acqua Bullicante e corso Trieste, ma solo i numeri pari.

Seguono un paio di teoremi che spiegano del perchè la riforma costituzionale è l’ultimo dei problemi.

Primo Teorema di History Channel: i documentari di Storia non se li guarda mai nessuno a meno che non siate fumati a besta. Ne consegue il corollario: la velocità di un iter parlamentare dipende da quanta politica c’è dentro una legge.

Esempio 1:

Riforma Fornero: 16 giorni.
Legge anti-corruzione: 1500.

Esempio 2:

Iter parlamentare medio nel 2013: 90 giorni
Iter parlamentare medio nel 2015: 500 giorni

Questo per dire che sto Parlamento po esse lepre, come po esse era geologica.

Segue il primo enunciato di Einstein applicato al Parlamento italiano: un iter parlamentare va da 0 a inifinito a seconda se la legge va o meno approvata subito, siamo in Estate e in commissione c’è Rutelli.

Da qui il primo teorema Antani: non importa quanti Senati della Reubblica ci siano davanti a te, un lodo Alfano sempre in 20 giorni verrà approvato. 

Segue lista di minacce in caso vinca il NO al Referndum:

1. L’Italia uscirà dal Sistema Solare.
2. crisi di governo, elezioni anticipate, editoriale di Scalfari in cui v’insulta la mamma facendo i vostri nomi, uno ad uno.
3. mestruazioni copiose e abbondanti per 14 settimane di fila.
4. il cazzo vi diventerà di 4 cm più piccolo. Molti di voi potranno proprio salutarlo per sempre.
5. ogni mattina vi sveglierete con Povia alla radio.
6. cambierete stazione e troverete i Genesis che suonano un brano di Povia.
7. Povia
8. alle prossime elezioni vincerà Grillo
9. alle prossime elezioni vincerà Alfano
10. alle prossime elezioni vincerà Renzi
11. alle prossime elezioni non troverete la scheda elettorale e dovrete andare al comune di residenza per farvene dare una nuova e li troverete l’amore della vostra vita, non importa che siate già sposati e divorziati almeno 2 volte e che vi farà perdere la testa, scapperete via, vi scorderete di votare e quando la spoglierete scoprirete che sulla fica c’ha tatuato il profilo di Maria Elena Boschi.
12. a Natale sotto l’albero troverete solo calzini scozzesi e un CD di Povia.
13. il prossimo anno sarà di nuovo il 2016 ma con Trump Presidente.

mi sono eccitata

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Nov. 21 2016
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little–stitious:

little–stitious:

These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose,
But late at night the feelings swim to the surface.
‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine,
They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’

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Nov. 21 2016
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sovietcigarettesplusstuff:

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sovietcigarettesplusstuff:

iceageiscoming:

CRISTO GESU’, E’ VERO. 

http://www.rosbalt.ru/moscow/2016/11/20/1568621.html

E traduco per la vostra gioia: 

Главу итальянской «Лиги Севера» арестовали на Красной площади, после того, как он развернул плакат «Я голосую „Нет“ на референдуме 4 декабря», который развевался у него в руках вместе с футболкой «Милана» — его любимой футбольной команды.

(Il leader della Lega Nord è stato arrestato sulla piazza Rossa dopo aver mostrato un poster con lo slogan “Io voto NO al referendum del 4 dicembre” che reggeva in mano assieme a una maglia del Milan, la sua squadra del cuore).

Вероятно, Сальвини забыл, что находится не в Милане, и не знал, что российские законы фактически запрещают экспонировать политические баннеры без предварительного разрешения, полученного у властей.

(Verosimilmente, Salvini si è dimenticato di non essere a Milano e non era a conoscenza del fatto che le leggi russe essenzialmente vietano di esporre cartelli a tema politico senza autorizzazione preventivamente concessa dalle autorità.)

(scusate l’italiano culico, ma son fuori allenamento e sto scrivendo con una mano sola mentre mi sparo un metaforico quanto soddisfacente segone a due mani)

Se scrivi con una mano mentre ti spari un segone a due mani non mi tornano i conti delle mani ma ok.

Due (metaforiche) mani per il segone, una (reale) mano sulla tastiera, mentre con l’altra mi sventolo per asciugare le lacrime che sto piangendo perché rido come un mona. 

(sorry, ho il cervello in un trip endorfinico e sto ridendo come un mona perché “STICAZZO DI IMMIGRATI CHE NON RISPETTANO LE LEGGI”). 

Boh, diciamo che per il segone a due mani le mani non sono l’unica cosa che le manca, non sottilizzerei.

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Nov. 21 2016
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gael-garcia:

“Supporting character? Me? No sir. Because I’m going to catch you.”

Gael García Bernal as Inspector Oscar Peluchonneau in the new trailer for Pablo Larraín’s ‘Neruda’ (premiering at 2016 Cannes Directors’ Fortnight)

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Visual artist Adam Hillman creates satisfyingly pleasing arrangements of everyday objects which take aesthetics to a whole new level of photography. [READ MORE] 

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Nov. 20 2016
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L’apoteosi del porcocane interiore

kon-igi:

La prossima settimana ci sarà la super-ispezione annuale dell’organo di controllo sui protocolli di gestione documentale, la solita puttanata colossale che io chiamo Il Teatrino degli Ipocriti, dove da una parte ci siamo noi che ci facciamo un eroico culo cristallino e dall’altra gente che non distingue una siringa da un clistere.

Capa: Allora, sei sicuro di aver preparato tutti i documenti?

Io: Certo, prima di andare in ferie ad Agosto.

Capa: E sono conservati al sicuro?

Io: Di ogni file in office ho fatto la conversione in PDF, me lo sono mandato a casa per posta elettronica, l’ho messo in un hard disk esterno e ne ho stampate due copie, una in ambulatorio e una in archivio.

Capa: Hai fatto anche una tabella riassuntiva di tutte le attività?

Io: Certo… ma non ne capisco l’utilità.

Capa: Il fatto è che loro non hanno voglia di spulciare tutti i documenti… guardano la tabella riassuntiva e basta.

Io: Ah… ok. Tieni. [le porgo un plico]

Capa: Mmm… è troppo nuova. Prima di mandarla a rilegare vedi di renderla un po’ più vissuta. Sgualciscila.

Io: CERTO CHE È NUOVA… L’HO FATTA IERI! È UNA TABELLA RIASSUNTIVA!

Capa: Sì… ma comunque non si deve vedere che è nuova. 

Io: Scusa ma… i riepiloghi di fine anno con cosa li avrei dovuti fare, con la sfera di cristallo?!

Capa: Tu sgualciscila lo stesso così capiscono che qui si lavora.

Io: OK.

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Nov. 20 2016
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mymodernmet:

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Nov. 18 2016
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little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ” little–stitious: “ These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose, But late at night the feelings swim to the surface. ‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine, They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’ ”

little–stitious:

These days, my life, I feel it has no purpose,
But late at night the feelings swim to the surface.
‘Cause on the suburbs the city lights shine,
They’re calling at me, ‘come and find your kind.’

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